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i.very.normal.humans are certified real humans who enlighten the wormlings with genius sonic pleasures. We are in knowing no way involved with conspiracy.

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Evor
SPECIES: Human
LIKES: Anarchy in small dosages
DISLIKES: Montessori Combat Training

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Florian
SPECIES: Human-ish
LIKES: LEGOS in drab colors
DISLIKES: Chafed nipples

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Minsk
SPECIES: Meat Popsicle
LIKES: Viciously critiquing children's artwork
DISLIKES: Ice-Picks

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MAAWS
SPECIES: Human
LIKES: Cheese
DISLIKES: Il-tempered Tuna

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Klaus
SPECIES: Human
LIKES: Creeping out people's mothers
DISLIKES: Oatmeal raisin anything

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Taahkoe
SPECIES: Female
LIKES: Funk music at inappropriate occasions
DISLIKES: Gender

REMIXALATORS:
SIDFAIWU - A pair of sentient nipples • RTYNER - Auto-erotic Serralism Personified

SEDITION

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Contrary to reports from Deutsche Welle, i.very.normal.humans do not worship satan. Satan does not exist and is not currently residing in our nice basement guestroom with murphy bed and well appointed mini-bar. The photos shown were obvious forgeries.

Are you a young angry anarchist with extra holes in your body? Are you an over the hill smut vendor with a pill problem? Do you like to tape things to your nipples? Are your friends all dressed as mascots? Do aliens probe you regularly? Do you love your mom but hate her dog... or the the inverse of that? Are you in a committed relationship with a balloon? Are you a dweeb, geek or other? Is your dominatrix work pro bono publico? Are you an artificial lifeform? Does you grandmother not understand your worship of misunderstood angelic creatures with horns? Do you like small shiny things? Well we can't help you with any of that but we love you.

Tartarus Neurosis
Flames tickle heels as Virgil lights another cig. Everyone's having a bad hair day I note as we step on these heads. Two headed cats bark at my bottle of whiskey while I smile at mystery Disney. Virg won't vouch for me because of my leathers of doom...soon I cough, now he lights a cigar made of souls. Mostly we walk, talk and enjoy the tormenting weakness of magical thought. I see my old friend sparkles and he smiles a sharp toothed grin and swims away. Oh the rivers of blood and skies of fire. No confirmation there. Religion is the best VR. My eyes bleed at the sight of celebrity and ignorance. But the blood tastes of Twizzlers., of doom. Chocolate pitchforks cannot poke my wombat skin coat. Deep but not profound is the drivel I spill. I stomp on it's puddles, gives the puppy named tacos a thrill.

We move among you. We have observed you for eons. The Others have watched you for far longer. A few of you have glimpsed hints to our nature and patterns in a pale rendition of how we perceive the Others. Most of you move through your actuality oblivious to us. Those of you who discern the veil over your eyes may seek to understand us. This is a futility. We are cloaked by the ideation of the Others. You are but contrivance to us and we only comprehend the shadows left by the Others. For you to even witness the smallest grace of the Others would mean annihilation. For our kind wait for each elucidation, your kind waits in oblivion.

COMMUNION

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All communication with i.very.normal.humans is currently limited to telepathy. Other electronic means are possible. Be advised that responses are considered privileged information and communication absolves i.very.normal.humans of any implied involvement in conspiracy or MK Ultra derivatives.